1 00:00:10,250 --> 00:00:11,970 Would it do me any good if I said no? 2 00:00:12,630 --> 00:00:16,050 No. When you were my age, did you know what you wanted to be when you grew up? 3 00:00:16,930 --> 00:00:19,530 Let's see. I think I wanted to be a fireman or an astronaut. 4 00:00:20,530 --> 00:00:23,850 No, I was going through my gangster phase. I definitely wanted to be a 5 00:00:25,370 --> 00:00:29,350 My friend Freddy Ryan said, if you don't know what you want to be at the end of 6 00:00:29,350 --> 00:00:31,970 fourth grade, they won't let you go into the fifth grade. 7 00:00:32,530 --> 00:00:34,710 Oh, no. That rule doesn't apply in California. 8 00:00:35,630 --> 00:00:38,930 I mean, you'd be in real trouble if you were in some place like Nebraska or 9 00:00:38,930 --> 00:00:39,930 Pittsburgh. 10 00:00:40,070 --> 00:00:41,590 Well, thanks, Bobby. 11 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:44,130 Hey, Nicholas. 12 00:00:44,950 --> 00:00:46,790 Yeah? You got any ideas? 13 00:00:47,310 --> 00:00:48,310 About what? 14 00:00:48,510 --> 00:00:49,550 About what you want to be. 15 00:00:50,010 --> 00:00:51,330 A fifth grader. 16 00:01:04,269 --> 00:01:09,550 There's a magic in the early morning we found 17 00:01:09,550 --> 00:01:16,150 When the sunrise smiles on everything 18 00:01:16,150 --> 00:01:22,450 around It's a portrait 19 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:28,630 of the happiness that we feel and always will 20 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:33,050 Oh, it is enough to fill our 21 00:01:36,220 --> 00:01:42,800 Oh, we spend our days like bright and shiny new 22 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,140 dimes. 23 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:51,520 If we're ever puzzled by the changing time. 24 00:01:54,300 --> 00:02:00,180 There's a plate of homemade wishes on the kitchen. 25 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:08,759 It is enough to fill our lives with love. 26 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,960 Boy, peeling potatoes has got to be a pit. 27 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:17,760 Potatoes do not have pits. 28 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,360 Want to cut fish heads? 29 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,120 Not with those eyes staring at me. 30 00:02:21,340 --> 00:02:22,500 Yeah, Mary, how can you do it? 31 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,460 This is nothing compared to what I have to do in anatomy class. 32 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:29,300 We have this cadaver, and his name's Herbert. Talk about letting it all hang 33 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:30,580 out. I don't want to hear about it. 34 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:32,780 I don't want to hear about it ever. I know. 35 00:02:39,210 --> 00:02:43,710 I've never felt so right, so comfortable with anyone before ever. 36 00:02:44,270 --> 00:02:48,550 This may sound crazy, but I think I'm in love with you. 37 00:02:55,970 --> 00:02:57,810 Great play. It was great. 38 00:02:58,070 --> 00:02:59,870 Well, I hope your lover doesn't have a worm. 39 00:03:00,230 --> 00:03:02,230 In your last play, the lover was a worm. 40 00:03:03,090 --> 00:03:07,370 Oh, you guys are pretty funny, yeah. You know, this is an original student play. 41 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:11,740 It's about this relationship, a very special relationship between a married 42 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:13,040 and a lonely woman. 43 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,240 I play the woman. 44 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,400 That's creative. 45 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:20,980 Symbol of Love happens to be the best, most sensitive contemporary play I've 46 00:03:20,980 --> 00:03:21,980 read in a long time. 47 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,160 Symbol of Love? Sounds more like a porno movie. 48 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,740 A porno movie? Joanie, are you doing a skin flick? 49 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,820 I thought you would have learned your lesson when you did that play in the 50 00:03:29,940 --> 00:03:30,940 Sounds creative. 51 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,320 Oh, boy. 52 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:36,620 If you're in trouble with this family, no one has any appreciation for the fine 53 00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:40,620 arts. Yeah, everyone keeps writing phone messages on my finger paintings. 54 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,240 Right. 55 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:45,280 Philistines. 56 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:47,440 Yeah. 57 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,800 Philistines. You better lay off that one, Nicholas. It's a fifth grade word. 58 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:53,320 Just you wait. 59 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:08,900 I still want to go for a little one -on -one. Not one -on -one. 60 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,240 Oh, I'll throw you a couple of baskets. 61 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:12,359 Oh, forget it. 62 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,760 What happened to my fish for the jog? Yeah, come jog. 63 00:04:16,940 --> 00:04:21,140 Oh, you fell off the trampoline, Susan. Anybody can do that. Could anybody land 64 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:22,140 on the judge? 65 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:27,700 Oh, forget it, Susie, forget it. I mean, just because you lost one gymnast 66 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:29,440 doesn't mean you have to sweat off sports. 67 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,500 Hey, it's been your whole life. 68 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,620 Hey, don't mention my life. It happens to be over. 69 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:38,260 Oh. Too bad they don't give gold medals and feeling sorry for yourself. 70 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:39,640 I could see this coming. 71 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:43,600 I mean, sooner or later, Susan had to find out that she wasn't exactly Bruce 72 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,620 Jenner. Yeah. 73 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,200 Who is she? 74 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,280 Who knows? 75 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:49,320 She's never tried anything but sports. 76 00:04:49,860 --> 00:04:53,080 Well, there must be something else you could do that involves physical 77 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,720 There is. You could be a parks and recreation director or a lifeguard. 78 00:04:56,980 --> 00:04:59,540 Or what about a cop? They get to run a lot. 79 00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:02,040 You could join the Marines, the Army. 80 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,760 Elizabeth. How a... about a Girl Scout leader? 81 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:08,920 Well, what about a cop? They get to jump fences. 82 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,620 Well, there's always marriage and children. 83 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:14,680 Are you kidding? After growing up in this zoo? 84 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,840 Well, what about a cop? They get to race cars. 85 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,640 Well, maybe while you're trying to decide, you should see one of the career 86 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:22,780 counselors at school. 87 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:24,100 I did once. 88 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,360 Did it help? 89 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:28,760 Definitely. I decided never to become a career counselor. 90 00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:33,120 What about a cop? 91 00:05:37,450 --> 00:05:38,890 That sounds great, Patty. 92 00:05:39,510 --> 00:05:40,770 Yeah, I can hardly wait. 93 00:05:41,490 --> 00:05:43,450 Okay. Okay, I'll talk to you later then. 94 00:05:43,850 --> 00:05:44,850 Bye -bye. 95 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:50,709 Hi, Dad. 96 00:05:50,710 --> 00:05:51,489 Oh, hi. 97 00:05:51,490 --> 00:05:53,550 How are you? Good. Can I take that for you? 98 00:05:53,810 --> 00:05:56,570 Yeah. I bet you had a hard day at work, didn't you? It was hard. 99 00:05:56,830 --> 00:06:01,190 Aren't you supposed to be on a job interview right now? Well, Dad, I 100 00:06:01,190 --> 00:06:02,610 it. You canceled it? 101 00:06:02,890 --> 00:06:05,150 In fact, I'm never going on another job interview again. 102 00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:07,150 I'm opening up my own business. 103 00:06:07,470 --> 00:06:08,610 A daycare center. 104 00:06:09,350 --> 00:06:11,230 What do you know about daycare centers? 105 00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:12,650 Dad, I grew up in one. 106 00:06:13,050 --> 00:06:16,370 Yeah, well, growing up in one doesn't mean that you're qualified to run one. 107 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:19,770 do you always have to see the negative side of things, huh? Because I'm a 108 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:22,810 father. It's my official business. I mean, really, read the father's manual. 109 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:27,570 It's chapter 10, paragraph 6. It says, always be negative, beat fate to the 110 00:06:27,570 --> 00:06:28,570 punch. I'm sorry. 111 00:06:30,170 --> 00:06:34,430 Look, I admit that since I quit school, I've had some trouble keeping a job. But 112 00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:35,389 not anymore. 113 00:06:35,390 --> 00:06:36,890 Self -employment is the answer. 114 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:39,650 Besides, at least I can't get fired. 115 00:06:39,950 --> 00:06:43,310 But there are worse things than getting fired. Like going bankrupt. 116 00:06:43,930 --> 00:06:47,650 I just don't think you realize the responsibilities you'd be taking on. Do 117 00:06:47,650 --> 00:06:51,330 know what you'd have to do? You'd have to rent a location, hire a staff, get 118 00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:52,690 permits, solicit customers. 119 00:06:52,930 --> 00:06:53,930 No problem, Dad. 120 00:06:54,390 --> 00:06:56,950 Patty Hoffman, my partner, has taken care of everything. 121 00:06:57,490 --> 00:07:01,090 Her dad's got this old vacant house he's going to let us use, and Patty's 122 00:07:01,090 --> 00:07:03,770 already got six kids lined up. We open next Monday. 123 00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:07,490 Oh. I guess there's nothing I can say to discourage you from this little 124 00:07:07,490 --> 00:07:10,410 venture. So let me remind you of the old Bradford tradition. 125 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:12,250 Which one? 126 00:07:12,870 --> 00:07:13,870 Which one? 127 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:15,010 Yes. 128 00:07:15,430 --> 00:07:19,230 If you make a commitment, see it through, do the best you can and give it 129 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,230 everything you've got. 130 00:07:20,310 --> 00:07:22,570 Of course I'm going to give it everything I've got. 131 00:07:23,070 --> 00:07:24,250 That's what the boss ordered. 132 00:07:24,950 --> 00:07:26,090 And I'm the bus. 133 00:07:30,290 --> 00:07:31,570 And I'm a skeptic. 134 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:34,550 Susan fell off a what? 135 00:07:34,790 --> 00:07:36,950 A trampoline. Oh, did she hurt herself? 136 00:07:37,210 --> 00:07:39,510 Yeah. She shattered her self -image. 137 00:07:39,810 --> 00:07:41,010 Oh, that must be embarrassing. 138 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:44,650 No, it was worth it. I mean, she fell flat on the truth about herself. 139 00:07:45,150 --> 00:07:48,250 If you're not a sports star by the time you're 20, you might as well just forget 140 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:51,190 it. Well, she can't forget her whole life. I'd better talk to her. Oh, no, 141 00:07:51,190 --> 00:07:52,390 can't, Dad. She's out. 142 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 trying to find herself. 143 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:55,900 Who's not trying to find herself? 144 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:59,540 Susan. Well, I could have told her where she was before she left. 145 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:00,780 Where was that, Nicholas? 146 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,320 In the bathroom, crying. 147 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,200 Just when I needed it. 148 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,120 Hi, everybody. 149 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:12,660 Hi. Hi, Susan. How'd it go? You're not going to believe it. Believe what? 150 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,160 Perfect. What's perfect? 151 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:17,080 The career council at school found the perfect solution. 152 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,900 Police work. Law enforcement. 153 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,080 I know I had a good idea. 154 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:25,940 Boy, and I'm still a fourth grader. 155 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,980 You're going to become a policewoman? 156 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:33,780 Only for a little while, Dad. After school. And then, maybe Secret Service 157 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:34,579 the FBI. 158 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:35,780 Or Charlie's Angels. 159 00:08:36,659 --> 00:08:37,659 Sure. 160 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,020 I don't see what's so funny. 161 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,240 Neither do I. 162 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,240 Have you given this serious thought? 163 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:47,330 I mean, as serious as possible, considering you got the idea a half hour 164 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:48,449 Sure, Dad. 165 00:08:48,450 --> 00:08:51,850 I mean, it's perfect. It's full of variety, it's exciting, plenty of 166 00:08:51,850 --> 00:08:54,970 activity. Yeah, you'll get to jump fences and race cars. 167 00:08:55,370 --> 00:08:57,430 Hey, Nicholas, eat your mashed potatoes. 168 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:01,310 Don't you realize how dangerous it is? 169 00:09:01,530 --> 00:09:04,170 Oh, come on, Dad. Nowadays, eating and breathing is dangerous. 170 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:05,790 I don't see what the big deal is. 171 00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:08,330 I mean, it's a growing field with room for advancement. 172 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,330 They're growing fine without you. 173 00:09:14,270 --> 00:09:15,270 I think it's great. 174 00:09:15,510 --> 00:09:18,290 Now when I start driving, I can get all my traffic tickets fixed. 175 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:20,050 Yeah, me too. 176 00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:23,190 Well, I can see I'm not going to get any support from this family, and quite 177 00:09:23,190 --> 00:09:25,190 frankly, that's going to be just fine. 178 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:27,750 Oh. 179 00:09:52,650 --> 00:09:56,130 What's going on in here? I was practicing driving a dead weight for the 180 00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:57,890 exam, but Johnny refuses to play dead. 181 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:01,730 Don't look at me. 182 00:10:03,350 --> 00:10:04,350 Or me. 183 00:10:05,070 --> 00:10:08,110 You guys are too light anyway. I need a 140 -pound dummy. 184 00:10:08,570 --> 00:10:10,330 I've got just the person for you. 185 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:15,300 But you can't... Do this to me. Do you want to go peacefully or have to use 186 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:18,740 force? I thought you were using force. I've not yet begun to use force. No 187 00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:20,060 kidding. Come on, act it. 188 00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:21,720 I'm too young to die. 189 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:24,860 Just wait. 190 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:33,320 I thought you said you were going to call right back. You know, I've been 191 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,460 to hear the scoop on Shelly Ross. 192 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,260 Oh, sorry. Yeah, just a second. 193 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:39,520 Nancy, Nancy. 194 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:40,699 Yes, for you. 195 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:41,700 Oh, thanks. 196 00:10:43,130 --> 00:10:44,310 Hello? Oh, hi, Patty. 197 00:10:45,530 --> 00:10:47,630 What do you mean we can't have the house for another week? 198 00:10:48,890 --> 00:10:50,830 Well, so we won't flush the toilets. 199 00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:52,990 You want to use this place? 200 00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:55,630 Uh, I don't know, Patty. 201 00:10:56,670 --> 00:10:59,310 Well, my father did say to give it all I've got. 202 00:10:59,710 --> 00:11:01,350 I guess that includes my house. 203 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:03,970 Yeah, okay. 204 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,250 I'll see you tomorrow. 205 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:21,500 Bye, Dad. Hi, where are you off to so early? To get in some more training. 206 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,660 Oh, what is it this time? Bench jumping or rope climbing? 207 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:25,960 Rape defense. 208 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:36,080 Dad, could I talk to you for a second? It's really important. 209 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:40,620 Oh, yeah, sure. Go ahead. What is it? Well, um, it's like this, uh... Would 210 00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:41,620 mind answering the door? 211 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:44,760 Dad, I think I better say what I have to say first. 212 00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:47,200 Nancy, it's not polite to keep people waiting. 213 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,040 Dad. Just hang on, will you? Dad. 214 00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:54,600 Before you open that door, I've got to tell you something. Just hang on one 215 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:55,600 second. 216 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:08,360 That is susceptible to cold, so keep him out of draft. 217 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:10,500 And make sure he wears this outside. 218 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,880 Jason is allergic to strawberries and cats. 219 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:16,800 You don't have cats, do you? 220 00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:20,620 I'm sure he gets this medicine at noon and four. 221 00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:27,900 Lori's on a diet, so I'm sure she doesn't eat any more than what's in 222 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:28,900 if she begs. 223 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:29,920 Or bites. 224 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:31,640 Bites? 225 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:39,520 That's what I was trying to tell you. 226 00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:53,460 Explain. I was trying to. 227 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:58,120 Paddy's father's house needs some minor repairs for inspection before we can get 228 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:03,140 our license. So I just... So you just went ahead and volunteered our house? 229 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,640 Well, I had no choice. 230 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:09,280 Besides, I couldn't very well leave these little darlings with no place to 231 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:13,820 could I? Nancy, this is not a social agency. This is a house. A very full 232 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,820 What about that old Bradford tradition? 233 00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:19,780 Well, just remind me never to remind you of any old Bradford traditions. 234 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:21,980 They always come back to haunt me. 235 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,720 All right, you can have one week. 236 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,120 But that's it. 237 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,440 Okay, 238 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:36,860 kids, let's settle down. Come on, let's get in the living room and get 239 00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:40,740 organized. All right, don't... I know you want to play. 240 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,100 The phone. 241 00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:46,580 Hello? 242 00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:47,780 Oh, hi, Patty. 243 00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:49,360 Yeah, the kids are all here. 244 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,340 Spend for myself for a few days. 245 00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:00,680 Do me a favor, would you? 246 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,220 Get well soon. 247 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,900 I gotta go in the bathroom. 248 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,260 Oh, you do, huh? 249 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:12,440 Well, it's the first door to your left, up the stairs. 250 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,760 My mommy always takes me. 251 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,160 But I'm not your mommy. 252 00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:32,450 He's not a big boy like you are. 253 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:13,399 doing downstairs? 254 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:16,840 Oh, well, all things considered, I guess. Not bad, huh? Yeah. 255 00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:22,340 You guys are ruining my concentration, so... Well, excuse me. I'll just get out 256 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:23,159 of the way. 257 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,700 Angie Dickinson is all yours. 258 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:30,740 But watch her. She cheats. She cheats. All right, I'm not gonna cheat this 259 00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:31,740 Angie. Ready? 260 00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:32,820 Up and at them. 261 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,550 Okay, I'll talk to you later. 262 00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:55,890 Bobby, what's the matter? Why are you crying? 263 00:15:56,550 --> 00:16:00,310 I want some cookies. 264 00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:03,050 Boys, why don't you share your cookies with Bobby? No. 265 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:05,910 Don't you think you've had enough? No. 266 00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:10,750 Oh, Jody, look at your face. Come on, let's wash your hands. Your mom is going 267 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:11,729 to kill me. 268 00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:12,830 Look at your clothes. 269 00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:14,490 Oh, God. 270 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:18,550 Where did you find him? Behind the couch in the sun porch. 271 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:34,219 Someone's missing. 272 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:35,400 Lori's under the table. 273 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:36,880 Why is Lori under the table? 274 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:42,500 Lori, get out from under the table. You shouldn't be eating potato chips. You're 275 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:43,500 on a diet. 276 00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:45,780 All right, everybody. 277 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:47,340 It's nap time. 278 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,880 It's nap time. 279 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:50,880 We already had a nap. 280 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,260 Well, we're going to have another one. 281 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:54,540 We want to play. 282 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:55,960 You want to play. 283 00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:28,109 all these kids out here for, huh? I need you to take care of them for about an 284 00:17:28,109 --> 00:17:31,390 hour. I gotta find this plumber to fix them with the toilet. No way. I mean, 285 00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:33,390 what do you think I got all this stuff out here for? I'm taking the exam 286 00:17:33,390 --> 00:17:35,670 tomorrow. What are they doing? Believe me, you won't even know they're here. 287 00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:36,890 What do you mean I won't even... 288 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,479 Yes, sir. 289 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:27,180 I leave the key under the mat, I bring my own food, and I'm out by Sunday. 290 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,260 Right, right. Okay. One other thing. 291 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,300 I'm expecting a few business calls. 292 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,880 Uh -huh. So you can leave the messages on this. 293 00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:36,960 Hey. As a matter of fact, check it when you get here, because I might have 294 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:37,960 something to say to you. 295 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,900 Yes, sir, you've got it. Okay. 296 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:41,679 Bye -bye. 297 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,980 Okay, bye. Thank you, thank you. Really, you don't know. 298 00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:45,260 I'll remember you on... 299 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:09,720 of Bradford's residence. 300 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,960 I'm Joanie Bradford, his sister. 301 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,660 Really? Scouts honor. 302 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,160 Yeah, okay. 303 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,700 Yeah, I'll give them a message, Alyssa. Bye. 304 00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:22,460 Some business call. 305 00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:40,660 you off to now? 306 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:44,800 I'll find a six -foot wall to scale. Oh, gosh. When are you going to start 307 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,860 leaping tall buildings in a single bound? 308 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:50,080 Yeah, I wouldn't even accept the fact that I'm serious about this. 309 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:51,840 You really want to do this, huh? 310 00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:54,160 What, am I scaling six -foot walls if I weren't? 311 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,680 Don't worry, okay? 312 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,200 After this morning, I expected chaos. 313 00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:20,000 Oh. If you'd been here a little earlier, you would have gotten it. Oh, yeah? 314 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,460 Well, I'll take a rain check. 315 00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:24,980 You know, Nancy is a really interesting way with those kids. 316 00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:25,939 How so? 317 00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:29,320 Well, see, every time they wouldn't do what she wanted, which was most of the 318 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:33,240 time, she'd just yell out nap time. Oh, she picked that up for me. 319 00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:36,480 I used it as a ploy whenever Joan was out of the house. 320 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,260 Never worked for me, though. 321 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,300 Don't feel bad. It didn't work for her, either. 322 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:41,560 Oh, well. 323 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:43,760 Another Bradford tradition taking on. 324 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:45,250 A new life. 325 00:20:49,070 --> 00:20:51,070 Hello? Anybody home? 326 00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:58,670 Hi, David. 327 00:20:58,710 --> 00:20:59,870 Nicholas, where is everybody? 328 00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:02,070 Asleep. At 8 .30? 329 00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:04,150 Yeah. How come? 330 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,130 Shrimps. 331 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:07,830 Shrimps? 332 00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:11,730 Oh, you mean the kids in Nancy's daycare center? 333 00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:13,810 Yeah, the place is crawling with... 334 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,620 Well, I guess this isn't the time to bum a meal. 335 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,240 There's shrimp prints on the fridge. 336 00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,140 Shrimp prints? 337 00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:26,180 Of course. 338 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:28,560 Hi, family. 339 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,840 Bye, family. 340 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,160 It's been lovely. 341 00:22:00,650 --> 00:22:02,270 Wish me luck. Oh, yeah? Good luck. 342 00:22:02,850 --> 00:22:04,550 What am I wishing you luck for? 343 00:22:04,770 --> 00:22:05,790 I'm about to take the police exam. 344 00:22:06,990 --> 00:22:13,470 I'll take it back. 345 00:22:16,830 --> 00:22:17,830 Oh. 346 00:22:18,290 --> 00:22:19,290 You're still here. 347 00:22:34,510 --> 00:22:35,530 You want something to eat? 348 00:22:36,610 --> 00:22:37,610 Zappies. 349 00:22:39,950 --> 00:22:43,650 Sorry, we don't have any zappies. 350 00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:00,550 Good morning, Dad. 351 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,360 Well, I'm glad to see you two are becoming good friends. 352 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,240 Nancy, can I see you for a moment? 353 00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:10,780 Sure. 354 00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:12,880 Excuse me, I'll be right back. 355 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:18,519 Something the matter? 356 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,360 Do you realize I just excused myself to a five -year -old? 357 00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:25,740 That's not the point. The point is, when we let him stay here for dinner last 358 00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:27,920 night, that was above and beyond the call of duty. 359 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:31,340 But letting him spend the night, don't you think that's really overdoing it? 360 00:23:31,690 --> 00:23:34,530 But, Dad, it wasn't my fault his mother couldn't get over here to pick him up. 361 00:23:34,730 --> 00:23:37,990 Her car broke down. Plus, she's having problems with her ex -husband. 362 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,950 May I remind you, we're not running a home for wayward children. 363 00:23:41,290 --> 00:23:43,630 This is a daycare center, not an orphanage. 364 00:23:43,950 --> 00:23:45,230 Okay, I'm sorry. 365 00:23:45,510 --> 00:23:47,330 I promise it won't ever happen again. 366 00:23:47,970 --> 00:23:49,230 Can I at least give him breakfast? 367 00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:52,150 Yeah, you can try, but he doesn't have too much to say. 368 00:23:53,050 --> 00:23:56,470 Although he did manage to convey the fact that we weren't using his kind of 369 00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:57,470 cereal. 370 00:23:58,230 --> 00:23:59,230 And yet... 371 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,580 kept eyeing the toy surprise in our cereal. 372 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,360 Uh, don't pout, Dad. 373 00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:08,240 I'll buy another one. 374 00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,600 Hey, what's going on? 375 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:29,600 Cam! What do you mean, stay out? Nicholas, this room is 60 % mine. 376 00:24:34,510 --> 00:24:35,510 I live here, remember? 377 00:24:36,150 --> 00:24:39,530 I thought it wasn't safe. Any of those shrimps with you? 378 00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:41,290 No shrimps, I promise. 379 00:24:41,970 --> 00:24:45,570 Okay. Hey, you're really building yourself quite a fortress here. 380 00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:49,170 Yeah, well, a guy can't live around little kids all his life. 381 00:24:49,410 --> 00:24:51,350 Yeah, now you understand my problem. 382 00:24:51,810 --> 00:24:55,950 Huh? Ah, skip it. Anyway, when Susan passes her police exam, we'll have some 383 00:24:55,950 --> 00:24:56,950 and order around here. 384 00:24:57,150 --> 00:24:58,470 When does she find out? 385 00:24:58,730 --> 00:24:59,730 Today. 386 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:03,130 I sure hope so. I can't think much more of this. 387 00:25:07,889 --> 00:25:08,889 Hi, Susan. 388 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,050 Hi. 389 00:25:10,450 --> 00:25:11,450 Something wrong? 390 00:25:11,650 --> 00:25:12,670 Yeah, I'm a woman. 391 00:25:13,870 --> 00:25:15,190 When is that a crime? 392 00:25:15,650 --> 00:25:17,770 Since men started judging the police applicants. 393 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:23,210 Oh. I guess you didn't pass, huh? Well, what do you expect from a group of male 394 00:25:23,210 --> 00:25:26,310 chauvinists? Oh, wait a minute. Are you sure that's the reason? 395 00:25:26,850 --> 00:25:28,030 Oh, what else could it be? 396 00:25:28,430 --> 00:25:30,430 I mean, the written exam wasn't that hard. 397 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,900 I admit the agility test was no piece of cake, but I did it in the allotted 398 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:34,900 amount of time. 399 00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:38,900 Okay, so it took me two times to cross the balance beam and scale the wall, but 400 00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:39,920 you're allowed two times. 401 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,700 What you have here is a clear case of male chauvinism. 402 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,860 That's a pretty strong accusation. 403 00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:46,940 Come on, Abby. 404 00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:49,020 It's a male -dominated world. Face it. 405 00:26:07,530 --> 00:26:08,550 Tell them I was right around. 406 00:26:14,730 --> 00:26:15,730 Excuse me. 407 00:26:17,530 --> 00:26:19,270 Yes, ma 'am. Can I help you? Yes, please. 408 00:26:20,550 --> 00:26:24,750 My name is Abby Bradford, and my stepdaughter, Susan Bradford, took the 409 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,830 academy exam and didn't pass. 410 00:26:27,830 --> 00:26:29,970 Many are called, but few are chosen. 411 00:26:30,830 --> 00:26:32,030 Few women, that is. 412 00:26:32,650 --> 00:26:36,330 Sure. You know, women have difficulty in passing the physical examination. 413 00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:41,400 Oh, well, see, I was under the impression that people were beginning to 414 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,760 that women are equal to men. But how are we going to prove that if we're not 415 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,380 even allowed into the arena to compete? 416 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,000 Ma 'am, I don't make the rules. 417 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:51,800 Now, I can look the applicant's file up and get the exact story. 418 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,320 I'd appreciate that. 419 00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:01,280 You know, there really is no excuse for any kind of discrimination. 420 00:27:04,270 --> 00:27:07,230 when you consider that women are capable of doing anything when they're given 421 00:27:07,230 --> 00:27:08,230 the chance. 422 00:27:10,070 --> 00:27:14,070 It seems your stepdaughter did pass the agility exam. 423 00:27:14,910 --> 00:27:17,270 However, she scored a 58 on the written. 424 00:27:18,330 --> 00:27:23,350 Now, there's just no way you can discriminate against that. 425 00:27:24,990 --> 00:27:26,390 You see, the tests are numbered. 426 00:27:26,950 --> 00:27:27,950 No names. 427 00:27:31,810 --> 00:27:33,490 Uh, yeah, well... 428 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:39,900 I guess this just proves that women are equally capable of making a mistake. 429 00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:23,100 relationship um hi david this is tony uh i'm really sorry i i promise it'll 430 00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:28,680 never happen again but please keep in mind i am an artiste and not an 431 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:35,300 service goodbye okay richard richard 432 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:36,780 the love of my life 433 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:49,670 Richard, I don't understand why she won't give you a divorce. She doesn't 434 00:28:49,670 --> 00:28:50,670 you, and I do. 435 00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:56,890 I can't stand the thought of sharing with another woman, particularly one 436 00:28:56,890 --> 00:28:57,890 doesn't deserve you. 437 00:28:58,350 --> 00:29:03,570 I know I shouldn't be saying things like this, but... I know I hardly even know 438 00:29:03,570 --> 00:29:07,970 her, but... I can see what she is doing to you, and I don't like it. 439 00:29:13,850 --> 00:29:14,850 Uh -huh. 440 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,080 Sister, my eye. 441 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:20,220 You can stop worrying about having to share David because we're through. 442 00:29:20,580 --> 00:29:22,120 Did you hear that, David? 443 00:29:49,740 --> 00:29:51,400 you're going to go to London as much as I do. 444 00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:16,140 You're not getting me to watch those monsters. Besides, I'm late for school. 445 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,580 Since when did that ever bother you? Since you started recruiting 446 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:23,280 Tommy, there's two dollars in it for you. 447 00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:27,720 Make it five and you got a deal. 448 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,960 All right, all right. 449 00:30:33,740 --> 00:30:34,740 Oh, sure. 450 00:30:45,420 --> 00:30:49,220 So when Cinderella busted curfew, she figured, man, she had really blown it. 451 00:30:49,220 --> 00:30:53,100 she split in a hurry and she lost her shoe. And then the prince picked up her 452 00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:55,320 shoe and they lived happily ever after. 453 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,280 No, they didn't. The prince went around the glass slipper. 454 00:30:59,820 --> 00:31:02,500 Hey, kid, you trying to tell me that I don't know this story? 455 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,480 I heard this story before you were born. 456 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,160 Tell another. 457 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,080 Okay. 458 00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:15,660 Once upon a time, there were these seven dwarfs and an old lady that lived in a 459 00:31:15,660 --> 00:31:16,840 shoe. Tis not. 460 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,560 Abby, I'm sorry you went down there and made a fool out of yourself. 461 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:26,719 It's okay. 462 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,600 I'll get over it. Well, I don't know if I will. 463 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,160 So what are you going to do now? 464 00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:31,660 Oh, I don't know. 465 00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:34,800 Maybe I'll become a nun. They don't have written exams. 466 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:36,860 I don't think you'd like their habit. 467 00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:37,919 No, Abby. 468 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:38,920 I'm serious. 469 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,320 I know, I know, but listen. 470 00:31:40,890 --> 00:31:44,050 One way to get through something like this is to take a step back and laugh at 471 00:31:44,050 --> 00:31:46,790 yourself, you know? How can I laugh at myself? This is my life. 472 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:50,610 I know, but that's better than sitting around feeling sorry for yourself, which 473 00:31:50,610 --> 00:31:51,610 is what you're doing now. 474 00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:52,990 I don't know what else to do. 475 00:31:53,190 --> 00:31:54,950 I mean, I really tried, and look what happened. 476 00:31:55,170 --> 00:31:56,029 Try again. 477 00:31:56,030 --> 00:31:57,350 You mean take the exam again? 478 00:31:57,590 --> 00:31:59,690 Sure. Try it. Try something else. 479 00:32:00,850 --> 00:32:01,850 Or become a nun. 480 00:32:02,890 --> 00:32:04,510 Could you imagine me as a nun? 481 00:32:05,550 --> 00:32:06,550 Maybe. 482 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,140 And, uh, maybe not. 483 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,980 Off the furniture. Don't jump up the body. Nancy! 484 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,800 What? Nancy? 485 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:21,680 What? 486 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:26,100 Do you know that one of your children has been using my anatomy text as a 487 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:26,899 coloring book? 488 00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:28,340 Are you sure it's one of my kids? 489 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:32,160 Well, no, Nancy, I can't be sure of that, but I assume that everybody in 490 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,180 family knows how to color within the lines. Well, Mary, you shouldn't be 491 00:32:35,180 --> 00:32:39,460 your books lying around here. I do not consider things in my room or my desk 492 00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:40,780 just laying around. 493 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:46,400 Yuck! 494 00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:50,760 Oh, Elizabeth, you're just the person I wanted to see. You're just in time. Who 495 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,900 put peanut butter on the phone and in time for what? 496 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,120 Oh, never mind. 497 00:32:56,780 --> 00:32:59,820 And if you're looking for jelly, there's some on the kitchen phone. Okay. 498 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,740 Hey, Susan, is it true you may not become a cop? 499 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,480 Not unless I do a whole lot better on the next exam, Nicholas. 500 00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:15,080 Well, I wouldn't worry about that if I were you. Yeah, well, I'm worried 501 00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:19,920 Look, if they give you a bad grade on the next test, just bust them. 502 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,300 Susan. Oh, oh, what is it now, Nancy? Another leaky toilet. 503 00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:26,940 the bank before it closes. 504 00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:29,960 Oh, and as usual, I'm the only available taxi. 505 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:35,940 Well, Elizabeth isn't quite in the right frame of mind at the moment, and Mary's 506 00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:38,760 at home, but I wouldn't trust those kids to a woman with a scalp. 507 00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:42,800 Nancy, do you realize that what you're doing, when you're doing it, that is, is 508 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,620 illegal, and I could run you in for running an unofficial daycare center? 509 00:33:46,510 --> 00:33:50,730 Susan, we're trying to get a license, but we can't get a license until we pass 510 00:33:50,730 --> 00:33:55,050 inspection. And we can't pass inspection until we get the plumbing fixed. And we 511 00:33:55,050 --> 00:33:57,090 can't get the plumbing fixed until we get more money. 512 00:33:57,330 --> 00:34:01,530 Okay, so we ask the mothers to pay two weeks in advance. 513 00:34:01,890 --> 00:34:06,710 But one mother can't because her child support check hasn't come in. And 514 00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:10,050 mother won't because her kid gained three pounds, and she's accusing me of 515 00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:14,130 feeding junk food to a minor. All right, all right, all right, I'll do it. 516 00:34:14,310 --> 00:34:15,310 Scram. 517 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:16,520 I owe you one, Susan. 518 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,400 Thank you. Thank you. 519 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,960 I'll never forget it. 520 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:22,800 You are... 521 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,840 a nice straight line. I want you to be quiet. Okay, that's very good. 522 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:51,960 Now, we're not going to have any more of this running around the house and 523 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,639 jumping up and down on the furniture and fighting. We're going to have fun and 524 00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:56,639 we're going to play together and we're going to play together nice. Now, does 525 00:34:56,639 --> 00:34:57,640 everybody understand that? 526 00:34:58,100 --> 00:35:00,820 Good. Now, I'll tell you what we're going to do. 527 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:03,780 What are you making there, Michael? 528 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,120 It's a windmill. 529 00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,720 Now, Michael, this isn't your crayon, is it? 530 00:35:18,980 --> 00:35:23,020 No, this is my crayon. I let you use this crayon. Do you believe that? 531 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,000 From chaos to calm and one easy step? 532 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,760 I get the feeling now that you're doing something wrong. 533 00:35:28,980 --> 00:35:31,720 I guess you should have learned from your father that the naptime theory of 534 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,080 education just doesn't work. 535 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:37,880 Now, if I can share my crayon with you, why can't you share your crayon with 536 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:38,880 Bobby? 537 00:35:39,820 --> 00:35:42,680 Well, if you can't share them with Bobby, I think I'm just going to have to 538 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:43,840 them all up and put them away. 539 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,440 Hello? 540 00:35:45,890 --> 00:35:46,890 Oh, hi, Patty. 541 00:35:47,530 --> 00:35:50,570 No, Nancy's not here right now, but she should be back pretty soon. 542 00:35:51,050 --> 00:35:52,050 Can I take a message? 543 00:35:53,450 --> 00:35:55,130 Wait a minute. She's coming right now. 544 00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:57,250 Nancy, it's Patty. Oh, thanks. 545 00:35:58,030 --> 00:35:59,030 Hi, Patty. 546 00:35:59,590 --> 00:36:00,590 Feeling better? 547 00:36:02,330 --> 00:36:03,330 Mono! 548 00:36:04,350 --> 00:36:06,070 At least six weeks in bed? 549 00:36:07,350 --> 00:36:09,370 What could possibly be worse than that? 550 00:36:11,490 --> 00:36:12,730 I'm sorry I asked. 551 00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:20,280 We can't have the house for at least another month. 552 00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:37,440 Hey, Mitchell. 553 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,160 Alyssa, this is Joanie. 554 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:40,640 Joanie, Alyssa. 555 00:36:41,020 --> 00:36:42,740 Uh, yeah, we've met, David. 556 00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:47,140 Now, would you tell Alyssa who you really are and try to be convincing? 557 00:36:48,850 --> 00:36:50,610 Alyssa, I am his sister. 558 00:36:51,370 --> 00:36:52,370 Really. 559 00:36:53,710 --> 00:36:56,690 Would I have brought you here to meet her if she was my girlfriend or my wife? 560 00:36:56,910 --> 00:36:57,828 I don't know. 561 00:36:57,830 --> 00:36:59,830 Some people believe in open relationships. 562 00:37:00,570 --> 00:37:05,110 Besides, for a sister, she spends an awful lot of time here. And how do you 563 00:37:05,110 --> 00:37:07,890 explain that conversation I overheard? What? What conversation? 564 00:37:10,670 --> 00:37:11,670 Symbol of love? 565 00:37:14,670 --> 00:37:17,690 Richard, I've dreamed of you all my life. 566 00:37:18,420 --> 00:37:21,680 And now that I've met you, I can't let you just walk out. 567 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,320 Wife or not. 568 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:27,600 Satisfied? No. 569 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,100 That was the worst reading I have ever heard. 570 00:37:31,980 --> 00:37:33,640 Johnny, I hope you do better with the part. 571 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,220 Thank you, thank you. 572 00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:39,900 Oh, okay. Now this is all cleared up, right, David? I mean, there won't be any 573 00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:41,280 future misunderstandings, I promise. 574 00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,340 No, there certainly won't, because this is your last scene in this theater. It's 575 00:37:44,340 --> 00:37:47,880 curtain time, Joanie. Oh, no, David, David, please don't send me back home to 576 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:51,880 that female Beretta, those miniature sweat hogs. I'm sorry, you've gotten the 577 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,900 hook. Don't call us, we won't call you. 578 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,080 Well, you know, you're just like the rest of the family. You don't have any 579 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,560 appreciation for the fine art. 580 00:38:02,420 --> 00:38:04,900 You are definitely brother and sister. 581 00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:09,600 And I'm definitely not like the rest of my family. I have a great appreciation 582 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,600 for fine art. 583 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,880 Michael, you come down here right this second. 584 00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:19,460 I know you're up there. 585 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,360 You better come down here. I'm not coming up after you. 586 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,420 Okay, you hurt? 587 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:42,180 You hurt? Where you hurt? Your knee? Is that where it hurts? Let me see. Can you 588 00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:42,919 unbend it? 589 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,080 Oh, there you go. Look, it's okay. Come bend it. It's okay. 590 00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:48,080 Can you come up here and talk to me? 591 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,360 Oh, you're heavy. 592 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,120 There you go. 593 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:55,780 Oh, such a brave guy you are. I like brave guys. 594 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,060 Must be your police training. Down there. You're okay, huh? 595 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,158 You okay? 596 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,720 Oh, we're going to be friends. 597 00:39:02,380 --> 00:39:04,840 Yeah. We're friends. Smile, you know. 598 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,200 I see a little smile. 599 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,880 Let me see. There you go. 600 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:10,740 Yeah. There, see? 601 00:39:11,370 --> 00:39:12,990 Can I see you in here for a minute, please? 602 00:39:13,610 --> 00:39:15,630 You know, 603 00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:23,390 if that youngster had really hurt himself, my insurance would have gone 604 00:39:23,390 --> 00:39:25,070 the roof faster than my blood pressure. 605 00:39:25,470 --> 00:39:28,310 Thank God today is your last day in this house. 606 00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:31,210 Dad, I was meaning to talk to you about that. 607 00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:33,770 Do you think we could use this place for another month? 608 00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:35,330 Another month? 609 00:39:35,690 --> 00:39:38,970 Our deal was originally set for one week, which has already turned into ten 610 00:39:38,970 --> 00:39:42,440 days. But it's not my fault the other house needs extensive repairs. 611 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:46,140 If those kids stay here another month, this house is going to need extensive 612 00:39:46,140 --> 00:39:48,440 repairs. Not to mention Abby and me. 613 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:52,280 Dad, there are working mothers out there relying on me. I made a commitment to 614 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:53,420 them. Oh, really? 615 00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:57,260 I thought that your commitment was to the idea of being self -employed so you 616 00:39:57,260 --> 00:39:58,238 couldn't get fired. 617 00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:00,040 I didn't know it was to the working mothers. 618 00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:01,780 So what do you expect me to do? 619 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,260 Abandon the ship? Oh. 620 00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:08,420 All right. You can stay for two more days. 621 00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:14,300 But that's my final offer. I mean, if you can't come up with a solution by 622 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,240 well, then you'll have to bail yourself out on your own. 623 00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:17,800 Commitment or no commitment? 624 00:40:18,580 --> 00:40:19,580 Yes, sir. 625 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:22,960 Thanks, Dad. 626 00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:34,400 Oh, I don't know how I ever let myself get involved in this whole thing. So 627 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,400 quit. 628 00:40:35,740 --> 00:40:36,740 Quit? 629 00:40:37,420 --> 00:40:38,460 How do I quit? 630 00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:40,020 I'm the boss. 631 00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:41,280 Then fire yourself. 632 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,640 Fire myself. 633 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,940 Right. How do you fire yourself? 634 00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:47,860 Simply, you just say, Nancy, you're fired. 635 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,580 Nancy, you're fired. 636 00:40:50,020 --> 00:40:51,020 Now, wasn't that easy? 637 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:52,560 Mm -mm. 638 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:56,120 Oh, what am I going to do with those little monsters? 639 00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,720 I didn't mean that. 640 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,180 They're really very cute. 641 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,600 I know. Why don't you hire someone to help? 642 00:41:04,980 --> 00:41:06,180 Are you kidding, Elizabeth? 643 00:41:07,210 --> 00:41:09,090 I'm barely making enough money for myself. 644 00:41:09,930 --> 00:41:12,330 Well, then, maybe you can get someone to take over the business. 645 00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:14,870 Yeah. Who would want it? 646 00:41:15,070 --> 00:41:16,070 I want it. 647 00:41:16,470 --> 00:41:17,470 Good! 648 00:41:17,890 --> 00:41:22,630 So just take it. Oh, yeah, just like that. Oh, come on, Susan, why not? Look, 649 00:41:22,630 --> 00:41:24,910 Nancy's obviously not equipped for this job. 650 00:41:25,230 --> 00:41:28,790 I mean, she doesn't belong in a daycare center. Really, any more than I belong 651 00:41:28,790 --> 00:41:29,790 in the FBI. 652 00:41:30,470 --> 00:41:31,930 Oh, Lucy. 653 00:41:33,550 --> 00:41:36,490 Come on, last week you were just looking for alternatives, right? 654 00:41:37,180 --> 00:41:40,260 Now, this week you've got one. You found it. Children. 655 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,060 And education. I mean, you like the kids. 656 00:41:45,580 --> 00:41:47,280 And you were good with them, too. 657 00:41:48,620 --> 00:41:49,860 Do you really think so? 658 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,360 Yeah. 659 00:41:52,740 --> 00:41:54,320 Okay. What? 660 00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:55,578 My first move. 661 00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:59,600 All right, this is good. Okay, look, the first thing you have to do is overthrow 662 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,480 Nancy because she is driving us out of this house. 663 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,820 Well, I can't just walk in there and push her over. Get out of here. No, no, 664 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,880 I think she'd be really glad if someone stepped in and took over now because, I 665 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,600 mean, if she knew what she was doing, would she be coming to us all the time 666 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,120 help? I mean, she's going crazy. 667 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,300 Well, what do I say to her? How do I handle it? 668 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:18,840 What's the most logical way? 669 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:23,940 Buy her the new hair dryer she wants. No, Susan, you just go to her and you 670 00:42:23,940 --> 00:42:24,940 her. 671 00:42:24,980 --> 00:42:25,980 Tell it like it is. 672 00:42:28,860 --> 00:42:29,860 Yeah, right. 673 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,020 Right, and then if that doesn't work, then you buy her the new hair dryer she 674 00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:35,020 wants. 675 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:37,480 Okay? Okay. 676 00:42:46,410 --> 00:42:49,270 And with David's proxy, it makes it a basic Bradford majority. 677 00:42:49,690 --> 00:42:52,950 We're getting a little formal, aren't we? Well, we figured if we made a verbal 678 00:42:52,950 --> 00:42:56,750 protest, Nancy's little monsters would arrive in the middle and drown us out. 679 00:42:56,910 --> 00:42:58,610 Anyway, this shows how serious we are. 680 00:42:59,090 --> 00:43:02,930 Serious? We're desperate. Dad, this can't go on. Yeah, I'm so busy taking 681 00:43:02,930 --> 00:43:05,730 little shrimps to the bathroom, I don't even have time to go myself. 682 00:43:08,290 --> 00:43:12,790 Whereas immediate action is needed to protect the very existence of this 683 00:43:13,150 --> 00:43:15,450 I'll sign. No, Dad, we don't want you to sign it. 684 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,040 We want you to enforce it today. 685 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:21,400 Do you realize you're asking your father to throw six small children out into 686 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,118 the street? 687 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,740 We'd prefer it if he threw them all the way to Stockton. 688 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:29,580 No, no, Abby has a point. I promised Nancy two more days. Well, we won't last 689 00:43:29,580 --> 00:43:33,080 two more days. But it's this way, Dad. It's either the midget monsters or us. 690 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,540 Yeah, no more shrimps. 691 00:43:44,140 --> 00:43:46,540 Give me a break, will you? I just got in here. 692 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,980 I don't want the bathroom. I want your daycare center. 693 00:43:56,820 --> 00:43:58,120 Do you really mean that? 694 00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:59,620 Yeah, I really mean that. 695 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,560 No offense, Nancy, but I don't think you handle the kids too good. 696 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:04,640 Susan, you're right. 697 00:44:04,980 --> 00:44:07,480 I don't know what it is, but you seem to have the knack. 698 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:09,080 Well, we'll see. 699 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:10,840 Do me a favor. 700 00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:13,040 Sure. Fire me. 701 00:44:13,470 --> 00:44:14,470 You're fired. 702 00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:17,170 Oh, Susan, thank you. 703 00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:20,790 You don't know how happy I am to hear those two little words. 704 00:44:23,210 --> 00:44:24,209 Oh, no. 705 00:44:24,210 --> 00:44:25,350 Don't tell me they're here already. 706 00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:28,370 Hey, don't worry about it. It's my job. You've been fired. 707 00:44:28,850 --> 00:44:30,010 Oh, yeah. I'll get it. 708 00:44:30,230 --> 00:44:31,230 Hey, Susan. 709 00:44:31,270 --> 00:44:33,250 What? I don't know what I'm not going to do. 710 00:44:33,810 --> 00:44:35,910 Well, you could become a cop as much as you like. 711 00:44:36,710 --> 00:44:37,710 Oh. 712 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:09,140 Nobody shouts. We're all going to listen to each other. Okay? 713 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:10,500 Susan? 714 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,380 Yeah? Do we have to take a nap right away? 715 00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:16,760 No, Jody. We don't. 716 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:22,720 Hello? 717 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,420 Thought you could use some fuel. Reading my mind again. 718 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:42,260 Good cup of coffee, relative peace and quiet. This is getting like the good old 719 00:45:42,260 --> 00:45:45,780 days. You know, you have to hand it to Susan. She really knows how to handle 720 00:45:45,780 --> 00:45:46,499 those kids. 721 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:47,500 She certainly does. 722 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,280 That's why it's too bad it has to end tomorrow. 723 00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:54,860 Oh, please, Abby, don't start that again. Tom, I just don't think it's fair 724 00:45:54,860 --> 00:45:57,520 commend her for such a good job she's doing and then take it all away. 725 00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:01,520 I mean, we should at least give her time to find an alternative solution. 726 00:46:01,900 --> 00:46:05,020 Abby, cut it out. I've already made up my mind. Tom. 727 00:46:07,420 --> 00:46:08,420 Hi. 728 00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:09,860 Am I interrupting anything? 729 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:13,500 No, as a matter of fact, we were just talking about you. Come on in. 730 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:18,320 We were discussing your taking over Nancy's business. 731 00:46:18,990 --> 00:46:22,350 And Abby seems to think I should give you more time to come up with a solution 732 00:46:22,350 --> 00:46:23,790 for this location problem. 733 00:46:24,010 --> 00:46:25,010 I tried, Susan. 734 00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:27,410 And I couldn't agree with her more. 735 00:46:27,910 --> 00:46:32,110 I mean, after all, you've proven yourself. The least I can do is to let 736 00:46:32,110 --> 00:46:33,790 at least, say, three more days. 737 00:46:34,090 --> 00:46:35,090 Will that help? 738 00:46:35,430 --> 00:46:36,430 No. 739 00:46:36,850 --> 00:46:40,910 Oh, well, four more days, but that's my final offer. I'll take it or leave it. 740 00:46:41,050 --> 00:46:44,250 I'll leave it because I don't need any days. I found my own solution. 741 00:46:44,570 --> 00:46:47,130 Oh, no, you're not going to reconsider police work. 742 00:46:47,410 --> 00:46:48,410 No. 743 00:46:48,570 --> 00:46:52,290 But I did find an established daycare center who's willing to take the kids 744 00:46:52,290 --> 00:46:55,730 hire me part -time. So tomorrow I'm going to talk to the counselor at 745 00:46:55,830 --> 00:46:57,310 and I'm going to change my major to education. 746 00:46:57,730 --> 00:47:01,330 Then, hey, listen, I know what you're thinking. 747 00:47:01,550 --> 00:47:04,650 I mean, how long can this last? I'm in good grief. Just last week I'm scaling 748 00:47:04,650 --> 00:47:08,590 walls and dreaming of being Ms. Elliott Ness, but this is really different. 749 00:47:08,810 --> 00:47:12,430 I mean, I get such a special feeling when I'm with those kids. 750 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:18,600 Who'd ever think after growing up with a family of eight kids, I'd ever want to 751 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,280 spend any time with kids, but I really do. 752 00:47:24,660 --> 00:47:26,120 Thanks anyway for the offer, Dad. 753 00:47:29,540 --> 00:47:30,540 I love you. 754 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,680 And you were worried about Susan. 755 00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:47,380 It's doing just fine. 756 00:47:49,260 --> 00:47:50,260 Just fine. 757 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:54,680 They're growing up, Abby. 758 00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:58,080 They're growing up. 759 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,500 The violence is deafening. Shh, I'm thinking. 760 00:48:14,990 --> 00:48:18,490 Won't do you any good. I got you by the ropes. I'm afraid not. 761 00:48:19,110 --> 00:48:21,270 Dad, don't you miss the pitter -patter of little feet? 762 00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:22,690 Huh? No. 763 00:48:23,290 --> 00:48:25,890 Oh, come on, Dad. Nancy's kids weren't that bad. 764 00:48:26,210 --> 00:48:31,650 Are you kidding? I've lived with kids and noise for... Never mind. 765 00:48:33,130 --> 00:48:34,130 Isn't that cute? 766 00:48:34,290 --> 00:48:35,530 He doesn't want to date himself. 767 00:48:37,790 --> 00:48:42,730 Chuck, now when you move to Porn, which is the only move you have left, it would 768 00:48:42,730 --> 00:48:43,910 be to checkmate. 769 00:48:46,570 --> 00:48:48,610 34 years, that's for how long? Who's counting? 770 00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:55,910 Maybe it was 34 years.